Mordekaiser: (reading about the incident in the Runeterra Newspaper in his Pentakill tour bus with his band) Huehuehue...
Sona: (still sleepy, leaning on Morde's side to catch a few extra z's)
Karthus: (driving the bus) ...what happened?
Mordekaiser: Apparently a Rift Match ended prematurely after Nocturne used his ultimate.
Olaf: (warming up some breakfast on the tour bus stove) Ah, shenanigans always occurs whenever Noc' does his ult'. What happened this time?
Mordekaiser: Huehuehue, the little rat got a little too fresh again.
Yorick: (coming out of the bathroom, aware of Mordekaiser's dislike of Teemo) What did Teemo do this time?
Mordekaiser: He groped Evelynn's chest.
Sona: (wakes up and glares at the mention of Evelynn's name)
Olaf: (looks over) Don't look now, but your broad is getting upset now.
Mordekaiser: (sighs, begins rubbing Sona's shoulders, she proceeds to become sleepy again) So I date one champion for a few months before dating another and suddenly every mention of her I have to prove I'm not going to run back to her... at least the rat got his comeuppance.